Saturday, June 13, 2026

Open Letter to Elon Musk from the Future - Justin Vasterling

Open letter to Elonbot from the future regarding the Tesla/Optimus/Agribot4H/Homestead2 model and upgrade V69.5.5

Dear Elonbot.

Great job to team on all bug fix's wrt V69.5:Poultry/Cleaning/Collection-sort.  If you don't mind we are all still going to call her "the old egg breaker', lol.  

I still got notes for you;

*    The Fallback wheel needs a fully exterior circuit.  The brushes and air wall are better suited to a Swiffer than the mud and shit for a cow pen.  The Wheel just drags mud through the wheel-housing and then "Sally" self-retires to the hanger for downtime maintenance/cleaning under the hose gantry.  We got real mud and cow shit problems.  Your Fallback wheel is great, HUGE innovation, scrap the wheel cleaner, the housing, put the wheel on an arm, it does not need to carry a ton of weight, doesn't even need to be fixed.  

*    The Agribot Hanger floor needs to be fully floored with grating.  The water is just everywhere.  37% of all of "Sally's" DownTimeMaintenance is spent cleaning up after herself.  Also, most of what you can do with water you can do with air.

*    KlaketyKlak Feet™ still makes the best "Hoof" for field work.  RubberDumper Convex, Size 2, RubberSteel Cleats = Best aftermarket "Hoof" ever.  Six out of Seven of the Hoofs you Shipped with AgriBot I used once and then went aftermarket.  

*    Sally still does a 'Drunk-whoa' down the stairs every time.  We pinned Recovery/Bal/Mom/OPEN and manually turned off DrunkMode (Oxymoronically named don't you think...), and "Sally" found a new version of RubberBody.MOD, but you really need to spin up my idea WheelKnee.

*    Also, stop shipping Agribots with Denim wear.  None of us let the bots use clothing.  It's hard surfaces only. Just don't want "Sally" doing personal loads of laundry, too much to do out here, and it makes them look poor and retarded.

 *    Aux/Pest/Disposal is fucked.  She keeps burying rats.  I have 60 small shovel mounds out past the mulch pile.  We need a toggle in the Pest/IFF subcategory, or I need Write Permission on some of this, even if it comes with a legal disclaimer.

I guess that's most of it.

Happy to finally see BTC reach 1m, we are celebrating at my place with Root Beer Floats!

PS.  Yes this is my application to come join your Tesla/Optimus Design team.

Justin Vasterling


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